Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday April 10, 2019

There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on...
There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair. The bannister broke, But he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air.

There was a young man of high station Who was found by a pious...
There was a young man of high station Who was found by a pious relation Making love in a ditch To -- I won't say a bitch -- But a woman of no reputation.

"Besides, I think [Slackware] sounds better than...
"Besides, I think [Slackware] sounds better than 'Microsoft,' don't you?" (By Patrick Volkerding)