Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday April 21, 2019
There was a young lady named Banker,
Who slept while the ship...There was a young lady named Banker,
Who slept while the ship lay at anchor,
She woke in dismay,
When she heard the mate say,
"Now hoist up the topsheet and spanker." The Preacher, the Politician, the Teacher,
Were each...The Preacher, the Politician, the Teacher,
Were each of them once a kiddie.
A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature.
Do I want one? God Forbiddie!
-- Ogden Nash
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday April 21, 2019
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