Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday July 17, 2019

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose...
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah Where it bubbles all...
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah Where it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda S-O-D-A soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda Y-O-D-A Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo...