Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday July 30, 2019

There was a young girl of LLewellyn Whose breasts were as...
There was a young girl of LLewellyn Whose breasts were as big as a melon. They were big it is true, But her cunt was big too, Like a bifocal, full-color, aerial view Of Cape Horn and the Straits of Magellan.

There was a young man, name of Saul, Who was able to bounce...
There was a young man, name of Saul, Who was able to bounce either ball, He could stretch them and snap them, And juggle and clap them, Which earned him the plaudits of all.

Another megabytes the dust.
Another megabytes the dust.

The road to hell is paved with NAND gates. --...
The road to hell is paved with NAND gates. -- J. Gooding