Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of June, 2006

Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever...
Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail ever clinking.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside...
A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid. -- J.R. Tolkien

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't...
All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score. -- Henry Tyroon

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

Man is by nature a political animal. --...
Man is by nature a political animal. -- Aristotle

Spence's Admonition: Never stow away on a kamikaze...
Spence's Admonition: Never stow away on a kamikaze plane.

There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take...
There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation. -- W.C. Fields

A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left...
A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left her quite nude, Saw a man come along And, unless I am wrong, You expected this line to be lewd.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.