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If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation,
I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile,
Commenting on the Almagest, by Ptolemy.
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If the master dies and the disciple grieves,
the lives of both have been wasted.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1043 of 2327|
If the meanings of "true" and "false" were switched,
then this sentence would not be false.
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If the Nazi's had television with satellite technology, we'd all be
goose-stepping. Americans are just as suggestible.
-- Frank Zappa
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If the odds are a million to one against something
occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.
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If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads.
-- Anatole France
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If the rich could pay the poor to die for them,
what a living the poor could make!
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If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
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If the standard says that [things] depend on the phase of the moon,
the programmer should be prepared to look out the window as necessary.
-- Chris Torek
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If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will.