Freebsd Fortunes 4

I used to think I was a child; now I think I am an adult -- not because
I no longer do childish things, but because those I call adults are no
more mature than I am.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

I used to think romantic love was a neurosis shared by two, a supreme
foolishness.  I no longer thought that.  There's nothing foolish in
loving anyone.  Thinking you'll be loved in return is what's foolish.
                -- Rita Mae Brown

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in
my body.  Then I realized who was telling me this.
                -- Emo Phillips

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory.  You couldn't park anywhere near
the place.
                -- Steven Wright

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory.  You couldn't park anywhere
near the place.
                -- Steven Wright

I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals.  I
don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected
with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,
the food cheaper, and old men and women warmer in the winter, and happier
in the summer.
                -- Brendan Behan

I waited and waited and when no message came I knew it must be from you.

I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law.
                -- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch "St.
Elsewhere", won't scream, "Forget it, Blanche... It's time for Hee-Haw!"