Freebsd Fortunes 4

Leave no stone unturned.
                -- Euripides

Lee's Law:
        Mother said there would be days like this,
        but she never said that there'd be so many!

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Leibowitz's Rule:
        When hammering a nail, you will never hit your
        finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.

Lemma:  All horses are the same color.
Proof (by induction):
        Case n = 1: In a set with only one horse, it is obvious that all
        horses in that set are the same color.
        Case n = k: Suppose you have a set of k+1 horses.  Pull one of these
        horses out of the set, so that you have k horses.  Suppose that all
        of these horses are the same color.  Now put back the horse that you
        took out, and pull out a different one.  Suppose that all of the k
        horses now in the set are the same color.  Then the set of k+1 horses
        are all the same color.  We have k true => k+1 true; therefore all
        horses are the same color.
Theorem: All horses have an infinite number of legs.
Proof (by intimidation):
        Everyone would agree that all horses have an even number of legs.  It
        is also well-known that horses have forelegs in front and two legs in
        back.  4 + 2 = 6 legs, which is certainly an odd number of legs for a
        horse to have!  Now the only number that is both even and odd is
        infinity; therefore all horses have an infinite number of legs.
        However, suppose that there is a horse somewhere that does not have an
        infinite number of legs.  Well, that would be a horse of a different
        color; and by the Lemma, it doesn't exist.

Lemmings don't grow older, they just die.

Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.

Lensmen eat Jedi for breakfast.

LEO (Jul. 23 to Aug. 22)
        Your presence, poise, charm and good looks won't even help you today.
        Look over your shoulder; an ugly person may be following you.  Be on
        your toes.  Brush your teeth.  Take Geritol.

LEO (July 23 - Aug 22)
        You consider yourself a born leader.  Others think you are pushy.
        Most Leo people are bullies.  You are vain and dislike honest
        criticism.  Your arrogance is disgusting.  Leo people are thieves.