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Intellect annuls Fate.
So far as a man thinks, he is free.
                -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Interchangeable parts won't.

INTEREST:
        What borrowers pay, lenders receive, stockholders own, and
        burned out employees must feign.

Interesting poll results reported in today's New York Post: people on the
street in midtown Manhattan were asked whether they approved of the US
invasion of Grenada.  Fifty-three percent said yes; 39 percent said no;
and 8 percent said "Gimme a quarter?"
                -- David Letterman

Interfere?  Of course we should interfere!  Always do what you're
best at, that's what I say.
                -- Doctor Who

INTERPRETER:
        One who enables two persons of different languages to understand
        each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the
        interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.

Into love and out again,
        Thus I went and thus I go.
Spare your voice, and hold your pen:
        Well and bitterly I know
All the songs were ever sung,
        All the words were ever said;
Could it be, when I was young,
        Someone dropped me on my head?
                -- Dorothy Parker, "Theory"

INTOXICATED:
        When you feel sophisticated without being able to pronounce it.

Introducing, the 1010, a one-bit processor.

INSTRUCTION SET
        Code    Mnemonic        What
        0       NOP             No Operation
        1       JMP             Jump (address specified by next 2 bits)

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