Freebsd Fortunes 4

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
                -- Victor Borge

Laura's Law:
        No child throws up in the bathroom.

Lavish spending can be disastrous.
Don't buy any lavishes for a while.

Law enforcement officers should use only the minimum
force necessary in dealing with disorders when they arise.
                -- Richard M. Nixon

Law of Communications:
        The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications
        between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased
        area of misunderstanding.

Law of Continuity:
        Experiments should be reproducible.
        They should all fail the same way.

Law of Probable Dispersal:
        Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Law of Procrastination:
        Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has
        the feeling that there is nothing important to do.

Law of Selective Gravity:
        An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Jenning's Corollary:
        The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side
        down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Law of the Perversity of Nature:
        You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

Law of the Jungle:
        He who hesitates is lunch.