Freebsd Fortunes 4

It's only by NOT taking the human race seriously that I retain
what fragments of my once considerable mental powers I still possess.
                -- Roger Noe

It's our fault.  We should have given him better parts.
                -- Jack Warner, on hearing that Reagan had been
                   elected governor of California.

[Warner is also reported to have said, when told of Reagan's candidacy
for governor, "No, Jimmy Stewart for Governor; Reagan for best friend."]

It's possible that the whole purpose of your life is to serve
as a warning to others.

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness;
poverty and wealth have both failed.
                -- Kim Hubbard

It's really quite a simple choice: Life, Death, or Los Angeles.

It's reassuring to know that if you behave strangely enough,
society will take full responsibility for you.

It's recently come to Fortune's attention that scientists have stopped
using laboratory rats in favor of attorneys.  Seems that there are not
only more of them, but you don't get so emotionally attached.  The only
difficulty is that it's sometimes difficult to apply the experimental
results to humans.

        [Also, there are some things even a rat won't do.  Ed.]

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's fingers
have been all over it.
                -- Julia Child on nouvelle cuisine.

It's so confusing choosing sides in the heat of the moment,
        just to see if it's real,
Oooh, it's so erotic having you tell me how it should feel,
But I'm avoiding all the hard cold facts that I got to face,
So ask me just one question when this magic night is through,
Could it have been just anyone or did it have to be you?
                -- Billy Joel, "Glass Houses"

It's so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the
Devil when he is the only explanation for it.