Freebsd Fortunes 4

Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations

        Various signs in Poland:

                Right turn toward immediate outside.

                Go soothingly in the snow, as there lurk the ski demons.

                Five o'clock tea at all hours.

        In a men's washroom in Sidney:

                Shake excess water from hands, push button to start,
                rub hands rapidly under air outlet and wipe hands
                on front of shirt.

                -- Colin Bowles, San Francisco Chronicle

ingrate, n:
        A man who bites the hand that feeds him,
        and then complains of indigestion.

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
                -- Martin Luther King, Jr.

ink, n:
        A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic,
        and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of
        idiocy and promote intellectual crime.
                -- H.L. Mencken

Innocence ends when one is stripped of the delusion that one
likes oneself.
                -- Joan Didion, "On Self Respect"

INNOVATE:
        Annoy people.

Innovation is hard to schedule.
                -- Dan Fylstra

INNUENDO:
        Italian enema.

Insanity is considered a ground for divorce, though by the very same
token it is the shortest detour to marriage.
                -- Wilson Mizner

Insanity is inherited, you get it from your kids!