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If atheism is to be used to express the state of mind in which God is
identified with the unknowable, and theology is pronounced to be a
collection of meaningless words about unintelligible chimeras, then
I have no doubt, and I think few people doubt, that atheists are as
plentiful as blackberries.
                -- Leslie Stephen

If bankers can count, how come they have
eight windows and only four tellers?

If Beethoven's Seventh Symphony is not by
some means abridged, it will soon fall into disuse.
                -- Philip Hale, Boston music critic, 1837

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
then the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.

If built in great numbers, motels will be used for nothing
but illegal purposes.
                -- J. Edgar Hoover

If Carter is the answer, it must have been a VERY silly question.

If Christianity was morality, Socrates would be the Saviour.
                -- William Blake

If clear thinking created sparks, we could safely store dynamite in James
Watt's office.
                -- Wayne Shannon

If coke is a joke, I'm waiting around for the next line.

If computers take over (which seems to be their natural tendency), it will
serve us right.
                -- Alistair Cooke