Freebsd Fortunes 4

"I think he said 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.'"
"Nonsense, he was obviously referring to all manufacturers of dairy products."
                -- The Life of Brian

I think I'll snatch a kiss and flee.
                -- Shakespeare

I think I'm schizophrenic.  One half of me's
paranoid and the other half's out to get him.

I THINK MAN INVENTED THE CAR by instinct.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's so
desperately anxious to do the wrong thing correctly.
                -- Saki, "Reginald on Worries"

I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
                -- Oscar Wilde

I think that I shall never hear
A poem lovelier than beer.
The stuff that Joe's Bar has on tap,
With golden base and snowy cap.
The stuff that I can drink all day
Until my mem'ry melts away.
Poems are made by fools, I fear
But only Schlitz can make a beer.

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall
I'll never see a tree at all.
                -- Nash

I think that I shall never see
A thing as lovely as a tree.
But as you see the trees have gone
They went this morning with the dawn.
A logging firm from out of town
Came and chopped the trees all down.
But I will trick those dirty skunks
And write a brand new poem called 'Trunks'.

I think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling, who grew up to
remain an ugly duckling, and lived happily ever after.
                -- Chick