Freebsd Fortunes 4

I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.

I didn't believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives.  I don't see why
I should have to believe in it in this one.
                -- Strange de Jim

I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything!
                -- Bart Simpson

I didn't get sophisticated -- I just got tired.
But maybe that's what sophisticated is -- being tired.
                -- Rita Gain

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.

I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions.
The curtain was up.

"I didn't order any WOO-WOO...  Maybe a YUBBA...  But no WOO-WOO!"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead

I disagree with what you say, but will defend
to the death your right to tell such LIES!

I distrust a close-mouthed man.  He generally picks the wrong time to talk
and says the wrong things.  Talking's something you can't do judiciously,
unless you keep in practice.  Now, sir, we'll talk if you like.  I'll tell
you right out, I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.
                -- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon"

I distrust a man who says when.  If he's got to be careful not to drink
too much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.
                -- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon"