Freebsd Fortunes 4

I've never been hurt by anything I didn't say.
                -- Calvin Coolidge

I've never had a problem with drugs; I've had problems with the police.
                -- Keith Richards

I never turn blue in anyone's bathroom.  I think that's the height of
bad taste.
                -- Keith Richards

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
                -- W.C. Fields

I've noticed several design suggestions in your code.

I've only got 12 cards.

I've spent almost all of my life with highly intelligent men.  They're not
like other men.  Their spirit is great and stimulating.  They hate strife;
indeed they reject it.  Their inventive gifts are boundless.  They demand
devotion and obedience.  And a sense of humor.  I happily gave all of this.
I was lucky to be chosen and clever enough to understand them.
                -- Marlene Dietrich, on her friendship with Ernest Hemingway

I've tried several varieties of sex.  The conventional position makes
me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
                -- Tallulah Bankhead

Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government:
        No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the
        legislature is in session.

jake hates
          all the girls(the
shy ones, the bold              paul scorns all
ones; the meek                                 the girls(the
proud sloppy sleek)             bright ones, the dim
all except the cold             ones; the slim
                   ones         plump tiny tall)
                                all except the
                                              dull ones
gus loves all the
                 girls(the
warped ones, the lamed          mike likes all the girls
ones; the mad                                           (the
moronic maimed)                 fat ones, the lean
all except                      ones; the mean
          the dead ones         kind dirty clean)
                                all
                                   except the green ones
                -- e e cummings

James McNeill Whistler's (painter of "Whistler's Mother") failure in his
West Point chemistry examination once provoked him to remark in later life,
"If silicon had been a gas, I should have been a major general."