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I haven't lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it.
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I hear the sound that the machines make,
and feel my heart break, just for a moment.
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I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
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I heard a definition of an intellectual, that I thought was very
interesting: a man who takes more words than are necessary to tell
more than he knows.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower
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I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing...
-- Thomas Jefferson
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I hold your hand in mine, dear, I press it to my lips,
I take a healthy bite from your dainty fingertips,
My joy would be complete, dear, if you were only here,
But still I keep your hand as a precious souvenir.
The night you died I cut it off, I really don't know why,
For now each time I kiss it I get bloodstains on my tie,
I'm sorry now I killed you, our love was something fine,
So until they come to get me I will hold your hand in mine.
-- Tom Lehrer, "I Hold Your Hand In Mine"
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I hope you're not pretending to be evil while
secretly being good. That would be dishonest.
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I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?
-- Raoul Duke
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I just ate a whole package of Sweet Tarts and a can of Coke.
I think I saw God.
-- B. Hathrume Duk
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I just got off the phone with Sonny Barger [President of the Hell's Angels].
He wants me to appear as a character witness for him at his murder trial
and said he'd be glad to appear as a character witness on my behalf if I
ever needed one. Needless to say, I readily agreed.
-- Thomas King Forcade, publisher of "High Times"