Freebsd Fortunes 4

I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.

Identify your visitor.

idiot box, n:
        The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place
        the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

idiot box, n:
        The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the
        stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

idiot, n:
        A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence
        in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.

IDLENESS:
        Leisure gone to seed.

Idleness is the holiday of fools.

If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law.
                -- Roy Santoro

If a camel is a horse designed by a committee, then a consensus forecast
is a camel's behind.
                -- Edgar R. Fiedler

If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars?