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It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out.
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It looks like it's up to me to save our skins.
Get into that garbage chute, flyboy!
-- Princess Leia Organa
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IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about
a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw
that chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish."
Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them! Man, wise up.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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It [marriage] happens as with cages: the birds without despair
to get in, and those within despair of getting out.
-- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether *I* win
-- Darrin Weinberg
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It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is
better still to be a live lion. And usually easier.
-- Lazarus Long
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It may be that your whole purpose in life
is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.
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It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to plan, more
doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage, than the creation of
a new system. For the initiator has the enmity of all who would profit
by the preservation of the old institutions and merely lukewarm defenders
in those who would gain by the new ones.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, 1513
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It must have been some unmarried fool that said "A child can ask questions
that a wise man cannot answer"; because, in any decent house, a brat that
starts asking questions is promptly packed off to bed.
-- Arthur Binstead