Freebsd Fortunes 4

In love, she who gives her portrait promises the original.
                -- Bruton

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted
to take every advantage of the enemy.

In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but
the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they
have obtained from books of travel.
                -- Mark Twain

In matters of principle, stand like a rock;
in matters of taste, swim with the current.
                -- Thomas Jefferson

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.
                -- Josi Simon

In Minnesota they ask why all football fields in Iowa have artificial turf.
It's so the cheerleaders won't graze during the game.

In most instances, all an argument
proves is that two people are present.

In my end is my beginning.
                -- Mary Stuart, Queen of Scots

In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending
your left leg, it's modern architecture.
                -- Nancy Banks Smith

IN MY OPINION anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out
becoming pure energy.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.