Freebsd Fortunes 4

Juall's Law on Nice Guys:
        Nice guys don't always finish last; sometimes they don't finish.
        Sometimes they don't even get a chance to start!

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that
reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away
someone else's cash.
                -- P.G. Wodehouse, "Louder and Funnier"

Just a few of the perfect excuses for having some strawberry shortcake.
Pick one.

1:      It's less calories than two pieces of strawberry shortcake.
2:      It's cheaper than going to France.
3:      It neutralizes the brownies I had yesterday.
4:      Life is short.
5:      It's somebody's birthday.  I don't want them to celebrate alone.
6:      It matches my eyes.
7:      Whoever said, "Let them eat cake." must have been talking to me.
8:      To punish myself for eating dessert yesterday.
9:      Compensation for all the time I spend in the shower not eating.
10:     Strawberry shortcake is evil.  I must help rid the world of it.
11:     I'm getting weak from eating all that healthy stuff.
12:     It's the second anniversary of the night I ate plain broccoli.

Just a song before I go,                Going through security
To whom it may concern,                 I held her for so long.
Traveling twice the speed of sound      She finally looked at me in love,
It's easy to get burned.                And she was gone.
When the shows were over                Just a song before I go,
We had to get back home,                A lesson to be learned.
And when we opened up the door          Traveling twice the speed of sound
I had to be alone.                      It's easy to get burned.
She helped me with my suitcase,
She stands before my eyes,
Driving me to the airport
And to the friendly skies.
                -- Crosby, Stills, Nash, "Just a Song Before I Go"

Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot
remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about
women.
                -- G.B. Shaw

Just as most issues are seldom black or white, so are most good solutions
seldom black or white.  Beware of the solution that requires one side to be
totally the loser and the other side to be totally the winner.  The reason
there are two sides to begin with usually is because neither side has all
the facts.  Therefore, when the wise mediator effects a compromise, he is
not acting from political motivation.  Rather, he is acting from a deep
sense of respect for the whole truth.
                -- Stephen R. Schwambach

Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.
                -- Irene Peter

Just because he's dead is no reason to lay off work.

Just because I turn down a contract on a guy doesn't mean he isn't
going to get hit.
                -- Joey

Just because the message may never be
received does not mean it is not worth sending.