| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1061 of 2327 |
If there really was a Jewish conspiracy to run the world, my rabbi would
have let me in on it by now. I contribute enough to the shule.
-- Saul Goodman
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1062 of 2327 |
If there was in justice in the world, "trust" would be a four-letter word.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1063 of 2327 |
If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three
years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law
school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.
-- Michael Levin, "The Socratic Method
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1064 of 2327 |
If they sent one man to the moon, why can't they send them all?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1065 of 2327 |
If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical,
go crude. I'm a very technical boy. So I get as crude as possible. These
days, though, you have to be pretty technical before you can even aspire
to crudeness...
-- Johnny Mnemonic
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1066 of 2327 |
If they were so inclined, they could impeach
him because they don't like his necktie.
-- Attorney General William Saxbe
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1067 of 2327 |
If things don't improve soon, you'd better ask them to stop helping you.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1068 of 2327 |
If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1069 of 2327 |
If this is timesharing, give me my share right now.
It's not time yet.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1070 of 2327 |
If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
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