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If you notice that a person is deceiving you,
they must not be deceiving you very well.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-- Mark Twain
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If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine,
you won't get any ice. If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get
ice, but no cup.
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If you put it off long enough, it might go away.
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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out but tomfoolery.
But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine,
is somehow enobled and no-one dare criticise it.
-- Pierre Gallois
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If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a
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If you really want to do something new, the good won't help you with it.
Let me have men about me that are arrant knaves. The wicked, who have
something on their conscience, are obliging, quick to hear threats, because
they know how it's done, and for booty. You can offer them things because
they will take them. Because they have no hesitations. You can hang them
if they get out of step. Let me have men about me that are utter villains
-- provided that I have the power, the absolute power, over life and death.
-- Hermann Goering
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If you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it.
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If you remember the 60's, you weren't there.
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If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire
deeper insights into what you believe? The things most worth reading
are precisely those that challenge our convictions.