Freebsd Fortunes 4

Insanity is the final defense.  It's hard to get a refund when
the salesman is sniffing your crotch and baying at the moon.

INSECURITY:
        Finding out that you've mispronounced for years one of your
        favorite words.

        Realizing halfway through a joke that you're telling it to
        the person who told it to you.

Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.

Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.

Inspector:      "Mrs. Freem, was this your husband's first
                        hunting accident?"
Mrs. Freem:     "His first fatal one, yes."
                -- Woody Allen

Inspiration without perspiration is usually sterile.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't
they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning
anything?  If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five
years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers

Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
                -- Edgar W. Howe

Integrity has no need for rules.

Intel CPUs are not defective, they just act that way.
                -- Henry Spencer