| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1351 of 2327 |
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1352 of 2327 |
I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1353 of 2327 |
I'm sorry, but my kharma just ran over your dogma.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1354 of 2327 |
I'm sorry I missed.
-- Squeaky Fromme
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1355 of 2327 |
I'm sorry if the correct way of doing things offends you.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1356 of 2327 |
I'm still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1357 of 2327 |
I'm successful because I'm lucky.
The harder I work, the luckier I get.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1358 of 2327 |
"I'm terribly sorry, sir," the novice barber apologized, after badly nicking
a customer. "Let me wrap your head in a towel."
"That's all right," said the customer. "I'll just take it home under
my arm."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1359 of 2327 |
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
-- Gilbert & Sullivan, "The Pirates of Penzance"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1360 of 2327 |
I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should marry for life,
like pigeons and Catholics.
-- Woody Allen
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