Freebsd Fortunes 4

If the master dies and the disciple grieves,
the lives of both have been wasted.

If the meanings of "true" and "false" were switched,
then this sentence would not be false.

If the Nazi's had television with satellite technology, we'd all be
goose-stepping.  Americans are just as suggestible.
                -- Frank Zappa

If the odds are a million to one against something
occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.

If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads.
                -- Anatole France

If the rich could pay the poor to die for them,
what a living the poor could make!

If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

If the standard says that [things] depend on the phase of the moon,
the programmer should be prepared to look out the window as necessary.
                -- Chris Torek

If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will.

If the vendors started doing everything right, we would be out of a job.
Let's hear it for OSI and X!  With those babies in the wings, we can count
on being employed until we drop, or get smart and switch to gardening,
paper folding, or something.
                -- C. Philip Wood