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If the Nazi's had television with satellite technology, we'd all be
goose-stepping. Americans are just as suggestible.
-- Frank Zappa
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1045 of 2327 |
If the odds are a million to one against something
occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1046 of 2327 |
If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads.
-- Anatole France
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1047 of 2327 |
If the rich could pay the poor to die for them,
what a living the poor could make!
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1048 of 2327 |
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1049 of 2327 |
If the standard says that [things] depend on the phase of the moon,
the programmer should be prepared to look out the window as necessary.
-- Chris Torek
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1050 of 2327 |
If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1051 of 2327 |
If the vendors started doing everything right, we would be out of a job.
Let's hear it for OSI and X! With those babies in the wings, we can count
on being employed until we drop, or get smart and switch to gardening,
paper folding, or something.
-- C. Philip Wood
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1052 of 2327 |
If the very old will remember, the very young will listen.
-- Chief Dan George
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If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down.
If the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down.
If the bulletin covers are in short supply, however,
church attendance will exceed all expectations.
-- Reverend Chichester
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