Freebsd Fortunes 4

It's so confusing choosing sides in the heat of the moment,
        just to see if it's real,
Oooh, it's so erotic having you tell me how it should feel,
But I'm avoiding all the hard cold facts that I got to face,
So ask me just one question when this magic night is through,
Could it have been just anyone or did it have to be you?
                -- Billy Joel, "Glass Houses"

It's so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the
Devil when he is the only explanation for it.

It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten.

It's ten o'clock; do you know where your processes are?

It's the good girls who keep the diaries, the bad girls never have the time.
                -- Tallulah Bankhead

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon.  Which raises
the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
                -- Franklin P. Jones

It's the same old story; boy meets beer, boy drinks beer...
boy gets another beer.
                -- Cheers

"It's today!" said Piglet.
"My favorite day," said Pooh.

It's useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they're
madly in love, drunk, or running for office.

It's very glamorous to raise millions of dollars, until it's time for the
venture capitalist to suck your eyeballs out.
                -- Peter Kennedy, chairman of Kraft & Kennedy.