Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday October 14, 2006

Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying...
Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.

Armadillo: To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle.
Armadillo: To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle.

Lemma: All horses are the same color. Proof (by induction): ...
Lemma: All horses are the same color. Proof (by induction): Case n = 1: In a set with only one horse, it is obvious that all horses in that set are the same color. Case n = k: Suppose you have a set of k+1 horses. Pull one...

volcano, n.: A mountain with hiccups.
volcano, n.: A mountain with hiccups.

wok, n.: Something to thwow at a wabbit.
wok, n.: Something to thwow at a wabbit.

The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.
The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.