Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday October 6, 2006

"All Bibles are man-made." -- Thomas Edison
"All Bibles are man-made." -- Thomas Edison

Mummy dust to make me old; To shroud my clothes, the black...
Mummy dust to make me old; To shroud my clothes, the black of night; To age my voice, an old hag's cackle; To whiten my hair, a scream of fright; A blast of wind to fan my hate; A thunderbolt to mix it well -- Now begin thy magic spell! ...