Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday October 9, 2006
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lin~po_~{po ~poz~ppo\~{ o n~po_~{o[po ~y oodsou>\#w4k**n~po_~{ol;lkld;f;g;dd;po\~{o It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched...It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east
laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers. The
thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle,
nursing a whopper. Goodgulf, Gimlet, and the rest... Thank God a million billion times you live in Texas.Thank God a million billion times you live in Texas. Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would...Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would scarcely
get your Feet wet. Fall not in Love, therefore: it will stick to your face.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday October 9, 2006
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