Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday October 9, 2006

Due to lack of disk space, this fortune database...
Due to lack of disk space, this fortune database has been discontinued.

During the next two hours, the system will be going up and down...
During the next two hours, the system will be going up and down several times, often with lin~po_~{po ~poz~ppo\~{ o n~po_~{o[po ~y oodsou>\#w4k**n~po_~{ol;lkld;f;g;dd;po\~{o

It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched...
It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers. The thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle, nursing a whopper. Goodgulf, Gimlet, and the rest...

Thank God a million billion times you live in Texas.
Thank God a million billion times you live in Texas.

Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would...
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would scarcely get your Feet wet. Fall not in Love, therefore: it will stick to your face. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"