Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday December 19, 2006

Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them...
Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry. -- Mort Sahl

Women waste men's lives and think they have indemnified them...
Women waste men's lives and think they have indemnified them by a few gracious words. -- Honor'e de Balzac