Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday December 16, 2006

Ever since prehistoric times, wise men have tried to understand...
Ever since prehistoric times, wise men have tried to understand what, exactly, make people laugh. That's why they were called "wise men." All the other prehistoric people were out puncturing each other with spears, and the wise men were back...

Every Horse has an Infinite Number of Legs (proof...
Every Horse has an Infinite Number of Legs (proof by intimidation): Horses have an even number of legs. Behind they have two legs, and in front they have fore-legs. This makes six legs, which is certainly an odd number of legs for a horse. But...