Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday December 21, 2006

Lo! Men have become the tool of their tools...
Lo! Men have become the tool of their tools. -- Henry David Thoreau

Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for...
Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes? A: A failure.

There once were two brothers named Luntz Who buggered each...
There once were two brothers named Luntz Who buggered each other at once. When asked to account For this intricate mount, They said, "Ass-holes are tighter than cunts."