Freebsd Fortunes 6

The one good thing about repeating your
mistakes is that you know when to cringe.

The one L lama, he's a priest
The two L llama, he's a beast
And I will bet my silk pyjama
There isn't any three L lllama.
                -- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally
                his department responded to something like a "three L lllama."

The One Page Principle:
        A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper
        cannot be understood.
                -- Mark Ardis

The one sure way to make a lazy man look
respectable is to put a fishing rod in his hand.

The only alliance I would make with the Women's Liberation Movement is in bed.
                -- Abbey Hoffman

The only certainty is that nothing is certain.
                -- Pliny the Elder

The only constant is change.

The only cultural advantage LA has over NY is that you can make a
right turn on a red light.
                -- Woody Allen

The only difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is
that the car salesman knows he's lying.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.