Freebsd Fortunes

After I run your program, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?

After living in New York, you trust nobody, but you believe
everything.  Just in case.

After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access
cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been
removed.

Afternoon, n.:
        That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the
morning.

Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a
change.

Age before beauty; and pearls before swine.
                -- Dorothy Parker

Age, n.:
        That period of life in which we compound for the vices that we
still cherish by reviling those that we no longer have the enterprise
to commit.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Ah, but the choice of dreams to live,
there's the rub.

For all dreams are not equal,
some exit to nightmare
most end with the dreamer

But at least one must be lived ... and died.

Ah say, son, you're about as sharp as a bowlin' ball.

"Ah, you know the type.  They like to blame it all on the Jews or the
Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact
that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately
unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep
up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers."
                -- A analysis of Neo-Nazis, from "The Badger" comic