Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday September 17, 2006

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired...
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. -- R. Geis

Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast...
Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough; There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your beer. But oh, good Lord, the verse you make, It gives a chap the belly-ache. The cow, the old cow, she is dead;...