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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday September 25, 2006


I never take work home with me; I always leave it in some...
I never take work home with me; I always leave it in some bar along the way.

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep...
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

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