Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday September 18, 2006

Machines certainly can solve problems, store information,...
Machines certainly can solve problems, store information, correlate, and play games -- but not with pleasure. -- Leo Rosten

The New Testament offers the basis for modern computer coding...
The New Testament offers the basis for modern computer coding theory, in the form of an affirmation of the binary number system. But let your communication be Yea, yea; nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil...