| Humor: Tuesday October 9, 2007 - Worst of Fortunes |
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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday October 9, 2007The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when they fill...
The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when they fill out a job application. Being Ymor's right-hand man was like being gently flogged... Being Ymor's right-hand man was like being gently flogged to death with scented bootlaces. -- Terry Pratchett, "The Colour of Magic" Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly... Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- Voltaire Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to... Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. PENGUINICITY!! PENGUINICITY!! If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker, It is slick... If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker, It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock. Or some joker who is slicker, Will trick you of your liquor, If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock. Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday October 9, 2007
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