Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of November, 2007

Every Horse has an Infinite Number of Legs (proof...
Every Horse has an Infinite Number of Legs (proof by intimidation): Horses have an even number of legs. Behind they have two legs, and in front they have fore-legs. This makes six legs, which is certainly an odd number of legs for a horse. But...

He jests at scars who never felt a wound. --...
He jests at scars who never felt a wound. -- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"

LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand.
LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand.

Love America - or give it back.
Love America - or give it back.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves And as in uffish...
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves And as in uffish thought he stood Did gyre and gimble in the wabe. The Jabberwock, with eyes aflame All mimsy were the borogroves Came whuffling through the tulgey wood And the mome raths outgrabe...

We don't need no indirection We don't need...
We don't need no indirection We don't need no compilation We don't need no flow control We don't need no load control No data typing or declarations No link edit for external bindings Hey! did you leave the lists alone? ...

Women are nothing but machines for producing children...
Women are nothing but machines for producing children. -- Napoleon

A lovely young maid from St. Jude Once rode through the streets...
A lovely young maid from St. Jude Once rode through the streets in the nude. The police cried, "Whatam-- Agnificent bottom" And slapped it as hard as they could.

A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than...
A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak Enough food for a week. I'm darned if I know how the helican.

There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with...
There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with a fork. He said "When I eat Either fish, foul or flesh, I otherwise finish too quick."