Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of May, 2007

This was the most unkindest cut of all. --...
This was the most unkindest cut of all. -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

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VYARZERZOMANIMORORSEZASSEZANSERAREORSES?

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Jacek, a Polish schoolboy, is told by his teacher that...
Jacek, a Polish schoolboy, is told by his teacher that he has been chosen to carry the Polish flag in the May Day parade. "Why me?" whines the boy. "Three years ago I carried the flag when Brezhnev was the Secretary; then...

At the hospital, a doctor is training an intern on how...
At the hospital, a doctor is training an intern on how to announce bad news to the patients. The doctor tells the intern "This man in 305 is going to die in six months. Go in and tell him." The intern boldly walks into the room, over to...

To everything there is a season, a time for every pupose under...
To everything there is a season, a time for every pupose under heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; A time to plant, and a time to pluck what is planted; A time to kill, and a time to heal; A time to break down, and a time to build up; A time...

When one wants to get rid of an unsupportable pressure,...
When one wants to get rid of an unsupportable pressure, one needs hashish. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

There was a young person of Kent Who was famous wherever...
There was a young person of Kent Who was famous wherever he went. All the way through a fuck, He would quack like a duck, And he crowed like a cock when he spent.

Most people deserve each other.
Most people deserve each other.

There are certain things men must do to remain men...
There are certain things men must do to remain men. -- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4929.4