Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of June, 2007

Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to...
Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to. -- Mark Twain

A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.
A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.

I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought...
I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought. -- D. Cavett

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No woman can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady...
No woman can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner. -- Lord Thomas Dewar

A lacklustre lady of Brougham Weaveth all night at her loom...
A lacklustre lady of Brougham Weaveth all night at her loom. Anon she doth blench When her lord and his wench Pull a chain in the neighbouring room.

There was a young belle of old Natchez Whose garments were...
There was a young belle of old Natchez Whose garments were always in patchez. When comment arose On the state of her clothes She, drawled, "When ah itchez, ah scratchez."

There was a young lady named Fleager Who was terribly, terribly...
There was a young lady named Fleager Who was terribly, terribly eager To be all the rage On the tragedy stage, Though her talents were pitifully meagre. -- Edward Gorey

Humor in the Court: Q: The truth of the matter is that you were...
Humor in the Court: Q: The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective witness, isn't it. You too were shot in the fracas? A: No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval.

In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a...
In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.