Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday October 8, 2007

There was an old man from Duluth Whose cock was shot off in...
There was an old man from Duluth Whose cock was shot off in his youth. He fucked with his nose Or his fingers and toes And he came thru a hole in his tooth.

The only difference in the game of love over the last...
The only difference in the game of love over the last few thousand years is that they've changed trumps from clubs to diamonds. -- The Indianapolis Star

A chronic disposition to inquiry deprives domestic felines...
A chronic disposition to inquiry deprives domestic felines of vital qualities.

Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever...
Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail ever clinking.