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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday March 28, 2007


I went to a place to eat. It said `BREAKFAST ANYTIME.' So...
I went to a place to eat. It said `BREAKFAST ANYTIME.' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. -- Stephen Wright

There was a young girl named Saphire Who succumbed to...
There was a young girl named Saphire Who succumbed to her lovers desire. She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?"

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