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"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
-- Mark Twain
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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
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Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
-- Charles Edward Montague
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War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ketchup is a vegetable.
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Reading this fortune can affect the dimensionality of your
mind, change the curvature of your spine, cause the growth of hair on
your palms, and make a difference in the outcome of your favorite war.
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Warning: Do not look directly into laser with remaining eye.
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Warning: Listening to WXRT on April Fools' Day is not recommended for
those who are slightly disoriented the first few hours after waking
-- Chicago Reader 4/22/83
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Warp 7 -- It's a law we can live with.