Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday June 11, 2007

There was a young belle of old Natchez Whose garments were...
There was a young belle of old Natchez Whose garments were always in patchez. When comment arose On the state of her clothes She, drawled, "When ah itchez, ah scratchez."

In Christianity, a man may have only one wife. This is called...
In Christianity, a man may have only one wife. This is called Monotony.