Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday September 6, 2007

An ingenious young man in South Bend Made a synthetic ass for...
An ingenious young man in South Bend Made a synthetic ass for a friend, But the friend shortly found Its construction unsound, It was simply a bother -- no end.

"But I don't want to go on the cart..." ...
"But I don't want to go on the cart..." "Oh, don't be such a baby!" "But I'm feeling much better..." "No you're not... in a moment you'll be stone dead!" -- Monty Python,...