There once was a man from Sydney
Who could put it up to...There once was a man from Sydney
Who could put it up to her kidney.
But the man from Quebec
Put it up to her neck;
He had a big one, now didn't he?
Larkinson's Law:
All laws are basically false.Larkinson's Law:
All laws are basically false.
A man without a woman is like a fish without gills.A man without a woman is like a fish without gills.
Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's...Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's Chem Eng. 130
midterm. Once again a student did not receive a single point on his exam.
Newell has now tossed 5 shutouts this quarter. Newell's earned exam average
has now dropped to...
When a girl can read the handwriting on
the wall, she may be...When a girl can read the handwriting on
the wall, she may be in the wrong rest room.
A cabin boy on an old clipper
Grew steadily flipper...A cabin boy on an old clipper
Grew steadily flipper and flipper.
He plugged up his ass
With fragments of glass
And thus circumcised his old skipper.
A chippy who worked in Black Bluff
Had a pussy as large as...A chippy who worked in Black Bluff
Had a pussy as large as a muff.
It had room for both hands
And some intimate glands,
And was soft as a little duck's fluff.
A lady stockholder quite hetera
Decided her fortune...A lady stockholder quite hetera
Decided her fortune to bettera:
On the floor, quite unclad,
She successively had
Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner, et cetera...
A worn-out young husband named Lehr
Her daily his wife's...A worn-out young husband named Lehr
Her daily his wife's plaintive prayer:
"Slip on a sheath, quick,
Then slip your big dick
Between these lips covered with hair."
A young bride and groom of Australia
Remarked as they joined...A young bride and groom of Australia
Remarked as they joined genitalia :
"Though the system seems odd,
We are thankful that God
Developed the genus Mammalia."