Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday December 6, 2014

The Kennedy Constant: Don't get mad -- get even.
The Kennedy Constant: Don't get mad -- get even.

Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.

Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job? A: Four;...
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job? A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.

The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning...
The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in different city. -- Vance Bourjaily, "Esquire"

Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts...
Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time. -- George Carlin