Freebsd Fortunes

The Kennedy Constant:
        Don't get mad -- get even.

The Killer Ducks are coming!!!

The ladies men admire, I've heard,
Would shudder at a wicked word.
Their candle gives a single light;
They'd rather stay at home at night.
They do not keep awake till three,
Nor read erotic poetry.
They never sanction the impure,
Nor recognize an overture.
They shrink from powders and from paints ...
So far, I've had no complaints.
                -- Dorothy Parker

"The last time somebody said, `I find I can write much better with a
word processor.', I replied, `They used to say the same thing about
drugs.'
                -- Roy Blount, Jr.

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the
poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal
bread.
                -- Anatole France

The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the
law free.
                -- Henry David Thoreau

"The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance.  He of all
men should behave as though the law compelled him.  But it is the
universal weakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we
presently imagine we own."
                -- H.G. Wells

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching
train.

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get
much sleep.
                -- Woody Allen